TOP 10 WORST CHRISTMAS GIFTS EVER

I asked the Internet, “What’s the worst Christmas gift you’ve ever received?” and then sat back and waited for the responses to roll in. The following are all 100% real, though some names have been withheld to protect the innocent. (The best was from my friend Amanda Sherman, but it was too ridiculous to print…

Noncommittal take outs: a worst first date story

Worst first dates end up being the best stories you share with your last date (your spouse). It’s like telling personal injury stories where everyone tries to out gross each other with tales of botched emergency room visits. My worst was in college. I was a freshmen at Westmont, a small school where you couldn’t…