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How to sloth: a technical guide to freaking your kids out

Turning into the sloth and slothing someone is a cross between a party trick and a horror movie. The transformation…

What if your kids could reimburse you for all the sick days you powered through? Or atoned for all the vegetables they wouldn’t eat….

A fun article I wrote for World Vision: Top 5 Mother’s Day gift ideas that may surprise you

Top 5 Christmas gifts that may surprise you – 2018

How do you choose what to get a kid on their wish list? How about ALL OF IT? A fun…

THE HUG TEST – how to tell which of your kids is guilty

You hear two of your children fighting from the other room. Do you ignore it? Let Darwin sort it out?…

boys, Children, Kids, Parenting

How to name your baby – lay claim to your name and ignore the relative heat

Babies are quite the rage right now, and so my wife is currently carrying our third one and is right…

Baby, baby name popularity, Baby Names, Baby names for boys, Baby names for girls, baby names list, baby names unique, naming your baby

The murder spot – is someone making you sleep there without you knowing it?

  My wife and I have this concept we call the murder bed or spot. When we are at home…

#murder spot

The (nasty) advantages of biting your fingernails

I haven’t bitten my fingernails in a week! I no longer have to have my five-year-old open things for me.…

Science asks: “Can you take the love of spicy food too far?”

Science can ask whatever it wants. I have no idea. All I know is this…I was sitting in my car…

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Why you should WANT to contract lice

1. It’s fun to tell people, “I don’t have lice anymore,” while attacking your scalp with the sharp, sweet relief…

Fitbits make you fit . . . and a bit crazy

I stopped wearing my Fitbit for the first time in six weeks, and I feel weird. The walking competition hosted…

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  • What if your kids could reimburse you for all the sick days you powered through? Or atoned for all the vegetables they wouldn’t eat…. April 30, 2019
  • Top 5 Christmas gifts that may surprise you – 2018 December 3, 2018
  • THE HUG TEST – how to tell which of your kids is guilty October 4, 2018
  • How to name your baby – lay claim to your name and ignore the relative heat September 21, 2018

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