Top 10 reasons why you WANT to contract lice

1. It’s fun to tell people, “I don’t have lice anymore,” while attacking your scalp with the sharp, sweet relief of a pencil point. When I actually had the little guys, my head didn’t itch. It was only after all of the shampooing and cleansing that dried out my head that I felt like bugs…

Fitbits make you fit . . . and a bit crazy (in a good way)

I stopped wearing my Fitbit for the first time in six weeks, and I feel weird. The walking competition hosted by my work is over, but all the odd habits I formed to gain extra steps are still there. I just don’t get points for them anymore.  I want the gamification of my life back….