How to sloth: a technical guide to freaking your kids out

Turning into the sloth and slothing someone is a cross between a party trick and a horror movie. The transformation … More

What if your kids could reimburse you for all the sick days you powered through? Or atoned for all the vegetables they wouldn’t eat….

A fun article I wrote for World Vision: Top 5 Mother’s Day gift ideas that may surprise you

How do you choose what to get a kid on their wish list? How about ALL OF IT? A fun … More

You hear two of your children fighting from the other room. Do you ignore it? Let Darwin sort it out? … More

Babies are quite the rage right now, and so my wife is currently carrying our third one and is right … More

My wife and I have this concept we call the murder bed or spot. When we are at home … More

I haven’t bitten my fingernails in a week! I no longer have to have my five-year-old open things for me. … More

Science can ask whatever it wants. I have no idea. All I know is this…I was sitting in my car … More

1. It’s fun to tell people, “I don’t have lice anymore,” while attacking your scalp with the sharp, sweet relief … More

I stopped wearing my Fitbit for the first time in six weeks, and I feel weird. The walking competition hosted … More