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How to sloth: a technical guide to freaking your kids out

Turning into the sloth and slothing someone is a cross between a party trick and a horror movie. The transformation … More

What if your kids could reimburse you for all the sick days you powered through? Or atoned for all the vegetables they wouldn’t eat….

A fun article I wrote for World Vision: Top 5 Mother’s Day gift ideas that may surprise you

Top 5 Christmas gifts that may surprise you – 2018

How do you choose what to get a kid on their wish list? How about ALL OF IT? A fun … More

THE HUG TEST – how to tell which of your kids is guilty

You hear two of your children fighting from the other room. Do you ignore it? Let Darwin sort it out? … More

boys, Children, Kids, Parenting

How to name your baby – lay claim to your name and ignore the relative heat

Babies are quite the rage right now, and so my wife is currently carrying our third one and is right … More

Baby, baby name popularity, Baby Names, Baby names for boys, Baby names for girls, baby names list, baby names unique, naming your baby

The murder spot – is someone making you sleep there without you knowing it?

  My wife and I have this concept we call the murder bed or spot. When we are at home … More

#murder spot

The (nasty) advantages of biting your fingernails

I haven’t bitten my fingernails in a week! I no longer have to have my five-year-old open things for me. … More

Science asks: “Can you take the love of spicy food too far?”

Science can ask whatever it wants. I have no idea. All I know is this…I was sitting in my car … More

Humor

Why you should WANT to contract lice

1. It’s fun to tell people, “I don’t have lice anymore,” while attacking your scalp with the sharp, sweet relief … More

Fitbits make you fit . . . and a bit crazy

I stopped wearing my Fitbit for the first time in six weeks, and I feel weird. The walking competition hosted … More

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“Stupid Shaun Stories” is a collection of stories I tell way too many times. Plus, some of them are stupid.

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  • How to sloth: a technical guide to freaking your kids out May 16, 2019
  • What if your kids could reimburse you for all the sick days you powered through? Or atoned for all the vegetables they wouldn’t eat…. April 30, 2019
  • Top 5 Christmas gifts that may surprise you – 2018 December 3, 2018
  • THE HUG TEST – how to tell which of your kids is guilty October 4, 2018
  • How to name your baby – lay claim to your name and ignore the relative heat September 21, 2018

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