Turning into the sloth and slothing someone is a cross between a party trick and a horror movie. The transformation … More
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What if your kids could reimburse you for all the sick days you powered through? Or atoned for all the vegetables they wouldn’t eat….
A fun article I wrote for World Vision: Top 5 Mother’s Day gift ideas that may surprise you
Top 5 Christmas gifts that may surprise you – 2018
How do you choose what to get a kid on their wish list? How about ALL OF IT? A fun … More
THE HUG TEST – how to tell which of your kids is guilty
You hear two of your children fighting from the other room. Do you ignore it? Let Darwin sort it out? … More
How to name your baby – lay claim to your name and ignore the relative heat
Babies are quite the rage right now, and so my wife is currently carrying our third one and is right … More
The murder spot – is someone making you sleep there without you knowing it?
My wife and I have this concept we call the murder bed or spot. When we are at home … More
The (nasty) advantages of biting your fingernails
I haven’t bitten my fingernails in a week! I no longer have to have my five-year-old open things for me. … More
Why you should WANT to contract lice
1. It’s fun to tell people, “I don’t have lice anymore,” while attacking your scalp with the sharp, sweet relief … More
Fitbits make you fit . . . and a bit crazy
I stopped wearing my Fitbit for the first time in six weeks, and I feel weird. The walking competition hosted … More
All her life, they had been hunting her, and now they had caught her.
In the middle of the night we kept hearing a very high pitch, pinging, electronic noise. A sound that I … More