I asked the Internet, “What’s the worst Christmas gift you’ve ever received?” and then sat back and waited for … More

  Worst first dates end up being the best stories you share with your last date (your spouse). It’s like … More

In honor of my wife’s upcoming birthday, I thought I’d recount the worst gift I ever gave her. This way … More

So I’m a grown man who loves YA and I’m not ashamed. My dad had never heard the term YA (pronounced … More

All stories are real and so good I’m going to get out of the way and let them do the … More

I want to really scare my kids with this when they’re old enough to handle it . . . so … More

“I’m so excited for Fantasy Football!” — said no one’s wife, ever.  Case in point, I drafted the giantly talented … More

  My dad lived for scaring me at night. Dads think this is funny and moms do only if it’s … More

Growing up, I was a greedy little kid. Not your average “whadya bring me?” type either. I was born in … More